The Ballad of Mr. Creepy

List'n to Creepy’s story, when you get a chance
Dirty old man couldn’t kept it in his pants
An' then one day, he was chattin on the ‘net ,
He was lookin to see how many hoochies he could get
Porn that is! Cyber sex! A/S/L!

Well, the first thing ya know, he’s on the telly phone
Getting many calls from some woman no one knows.
Til then one day the boss called him to his room
An’ he headed in thar to await his doom
Suspension that is! 5 days! No pay!

Now when he comes back he’s s’posed to be a “new man”
But we know better and he’ll do that shit again.
His wife won’t give it up so he’s gotta get some game
But he better use protection or he’ll wind up with some pain
Herpes that is! Crotch rot! Itch and burn!

If you go without sex it will make you go batty
But if you have ho’s, don’t make ‘em call you ‘Daddy’.
There’s one thing to learn from the story of this fool
If you look at porn at work, then don’t play pocket pool
Five-Finger Mary, clean your rifle
Yall cum back now, y’hear?