Movin' on

In beginning to prepare for an upcoming move, I was reviewing the "maximum allowable loss payment" information on a web site when I came across this...

Ceramaic animals (floor type, such as large elephants, etc...) 250 per item

WTF?? Who has Large Ceramic Elephants in their house??? Who pays $250 for a huge ceramic animal??

Also included was this...

Wigs, including hairpieces 500 per claim

So if your toup gets messed up during the move, don't worry! They have you covered! (hehe)