Getting to Know You...

Via Jay McCarthy, this blog has a blogger's version of those "know your friends" emails you get from everyone you know...

1. which political party do you typically agree with? Libertarian

2. which political party do you typically vote for? Democrat

3. list the last five presidents that you voted for? Gore, Clinton, Clinton (wasn't old enough before then..)

4. which party do you think is smarter about the economy? Libertarian

5. which party do you think is smarter about domestic affairs? Libertarian

6. do you think we should keep our troops in Iraq or pull them out? we should bring some home but I also think they should have shorter deployments.

7. who, or what country, do you think is most responsible for 9/11? the terrorists who crashed planes into buildings.

8. do you think we will find weapons of mass destruction in iraq? let's see...been there over a year and still haven't found them...Bush even jokes about it now.

9. yes or no, should the u.s. legalize marijuana? doesn't affect me...i say take the "don't ask, don't tell" approach.

10. do you think the republicans stole the last presidential election? I was a resident of Florida in the last election...hmmm, his brother is the state's governor...sounds fishy to me.

11. do you think bill clinton should have been impeached because of what he did with monica lewinski? no he should have been impeached for committing purgery...last time i checked, getting a blow job wasn't against the law.

12. do you think hillary clinton would make a good president? i might vote for her...maybe...

13. name a current democrat who would make a great president: i was going to vote for howard dean before he dropped out...then john edwards...

14. name a current republican who would make a great president: john mccain

15. do you think that women should have the right to have an abortion? yes

16. what religion are you? I consider myself spiritual, not religious.

17. have you read the Bible all the way through? nope

18. what's your favorite book? ughhh i don't have one...i really should read more.

19. who is your favorite band? at the moment, it's Coldplay. I have many favorites.

20. who do you think you'll vote for president in the next election? Kerry because I have the ABB mentality...again...

21. what website did you see this on first? Jay McCarthy

and later, there was more...everyone should know me well enough now...

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? Well, since there isn't a photo of me on my blog, I don't know how they would...maybe from my stunning personality. =)

2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? see above...generally I don't Photoshop pictures of myself...

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? No, not especially...on the other hand, it is cool that people read...

4. Do you lie in your blog? why lie? I don't, but of course there are things I just don't say here...I just don't know you well enough yet. =)

5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? um....i'm not telling you...

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? no when i said i would stop posting for a while...i stopped posting for a while...

7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping? that's none of your damn business and I thank you for staying out of my personal affairs < /ace ventura >

8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones? nope

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after? well Belle sometimes posts some interesting stuff... (this made me laugh..)

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? they would fall at my feet and worship me....ok not really...um sure yeah I'm likeable.

11. Do you have a job? yes i do

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? for sure. what could be better than that? then I could write off my need for a wireless router and a laptop as a "business expense".

13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life? hmm...i'll get back to you on that...

14. How many bloggers have you made out with? oooo trick question

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? I have no money...I don't need to hide that from anyone.

16. Does your family read your blog? yep and it even made my mom laugh.

17. How old is your blog? 7 months old. I'm teaching it to roll over and play dead.

18. Do you get more than 1000 pageviews per day? Do you care? No I don't care. I don't think the point of blogging is to see how many page views you get.

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? yeah it's called real life...=) (not that i know of...maybe i have schizophrenia?)

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? i gave a dollar to OddTodd once. He doesn't have a blog though...

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? < looks around > what money??

22. Is blogging narcissistic? i suppose it is a tad narcissistic to make a web site spouting your opinions and views on things assuming people care...

23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? not especially. i do kind of miss it though...

24. Do you like John Mayer? i want to run through the halls of my high school. i want to scream at the top of my lungs, "i just found out there's no such thing as the real world. it's just a lie you've got to rise above" that's good stuff if you ask me...

25. Do you have enemies? yes i think there is a girl in Florida who still hates me.

26. Are you lonely? occasionally

27. Why bother? why ask why?