Best line of the day

Printer breaks in the ED. Doctor, in all of his wisdom, tries to fix the printer by tearing it apart looking for the reason why it won't work. Hardware tech goes to the ED to fix the broken printer.
Doctor tells him "I have a printer and computer at home. I know what I'm doing."
Hardware tech says, as he's fixing the printer, "I have some Band-Aids and scissors at home, but that doesn't make me a doctor."
and walks away...

he's a quick wit that one...