Did you Know..
According to Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, it is illegal to have contact with extra-terrestrials and their vehicles...
re-he-he-heallly...
Snopes has the scoop on that one...apparently the "real" reason the law was created is because it "allowed the government to prevent the possibility of biological contamination from pathogens carried to Earth by men and objects returning from space by enforcing a quarantine on any people, plant or animal life, or other material that had "touched directly or come within the atmospheric envelope of any other celestial body."
sure, and I'm the Queen of the Desert...