Engrish?

Do you ever wonder if you sound like you're speaking in tongues to other people?
Here's a case where I did...

Some guy calls me with a printer problem...
me: click Start, then Settings, then Printers and tell me what you have.
guy: umm...err...say that one more time in English?

?? wtf dude, I just said it in English... I didn't even stutter...

me: click Start...
guy: Start? what's that?
me: click the Start button in the lower left hand...
guy: OH...ok I'm with the program now

I had serious doubts about that...